Awkward, embarrassing and downright stressful!

Get ready to laugh, squirm, and question everything you thought you knew about dinner parties, dreams, and dating. Kill Me Now is a fun, whip-smart festival showcasing three one-act comedies where the absurd meets the hilarious, and nothing goes quite to plan. 

The New Mrs. Jones

Directed by Jesse Apted

Sam Jones has finally found the woman of his dreams, but his overprotective mother has a deadly habit of killing off his girlfriends. In this deliciously dark and fast-paced comedy, lover is on the menu, and his fiancée surviving dinner with Mother might just be the biggest test of all. 

The Actor's Nightmare

Directed by Ryan Politis

George is just an accountant… that is until he is suddenly thrust onstage to perform a chaotic mash-up of plays he’s never rehearsed.. As the line between performance and reality blurs, he must stumble his way to curtain call before the entire production falls apart… and so does he. 

Death of the Doorstep Kiss

Directed by Ashley Eyles

First dates are hard, especially when they end in absurd disasters. In this [un-]romantic comedy, two unlucky daters brave a series of hilariously absurd partners. From eccentric gamers to overly enthusiastic morticians, all expect to land that elusive goodnight kiss. Will love win, or will the doorstep strike again?

This performance is General Admission (GA), patrons are able to select seat(s) upon entry to the venue.

Access Seating:
Please contact the Box Office by email or call 6331 0052 to discuss seating options. Information on venue and performance accessibility is available here.